During his career as a marketing/ communications guy for a firm that, among other things, consulted with companies about their employee benefits, my dad was notorious for getting lost. Like really lost. He once flew to Knoxville instead of Nashville and had to charter a plane—the man took lost to another level.
Whenever he had a client meeting in the suburbs, he missed his exit and the beginning of said meeting. He once took a 5-hour “shortcut” while driving with a co-worker who had just quit smoking.
Monday, as I drove in circles around the western suburbs on my way to a client site, I realized I was pulling a Bob. The next day, I lost my car in the parking lot: A Bob moment that reminded me of the time we went to the Auto Show and spent two hours walking back and forth between McCormick Place and Soldier Field looking for the car. It was February in Chicago. I believe I was very helpful and said, “This wouldn’t have happened if mom was here.”
And then there’s my job itself. I am a communications manager for a company that helps corporations empower and energize workforces through—you guessed it—health and well-being programs. Luckily for me, my dad is awesome. And while I hope I don’t end up bald, there are definitely worse people I could turn into. But if these suburban jaunts become part of the routine, I’m totally investing in GPS because I’m not yet important enough to get away with hiring a private jet.


Put the whole thing in the fridge



